bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly

i now know why

cannibalcoalition:

You know what?

I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.

Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.

I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.

Not natural. Is not bad.

Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.

wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

atleastimnotbrentspiner:

“we’ll take the lot!”

wow harry maybe some of the other kids on the train wanted some candy 

but nope i guess the boy who lived is entitled to the entire fucking trolley