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Mar 15

sorry:

Not sure if hungry or just bored

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babylizard:

if i have a kid one day and they do something shitty to punish them i’m just going to take them with me to home depot for like 3 hours

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fappuclno:

breakfastburritoe:

weekends are short and disappointing

image

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not-blonde:

Winona Ryder in high school
"I was wearing an old Salvation Army-shop boy’s suit. I had a hall pass, so I went to the girl’s bathroom. I heard people saying "hey, faggot". They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.
Years later, I went to a coffee shop in Petaluma, and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said “Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?” and I said “Do you remember me? I went to Kenilworth. Remember how, in seventh grade, you beat up that kid?” and she said, “Kind of”, and I said “That was me. Go fuck yourself!”

not-blonde:

Winona Ryder in high school

"I was wearing an old Salvation Army-shop boy’s suit. I had a hall pass, so I went to the girl’s bathroom. I heard people saying "hey, faggot". They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the shit out of me. I had to have stitches. The school kicked me out, not the bullies.

Years later, I went to a coffee shop in Petaluma, and I ran into one of the girls who’d kicked me, and she said “Winona, Winona, can I have your autograph?” and I said “Do you remember me? I went to Kenilworth. Remember how, in seventh grade, you beat up that kid?” and she said, “Kind of”, and I said “That was me. Go fuck yourself!”

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awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

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whatwouldcarriesay:

TGIF happy dance!!!

whatwouldcarriesay:

TGIF happy dance!!!

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ghost-nappa:

boostopherpikewood:

parents gone for the night

you know what that means

*lets in stray cats*

party time

image

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deathbeds:

been there

deathbeds:

been there

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apatheticghost:

friendship.jpg

apatheticghost:

friendship.jpg

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sharkchunks:

"Did you catch the license plate?"
"Bees."
"It had Bs?"
"IT WAS BEES."

sharkchunks:

"Did you catch the license plate?"

"Bees."

"It had Bs?"

"IT WAS BEES."

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reverseracists:

pour up (drank)

reverseracists:

pour up (drank)

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